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- my life goal was always to become a millionaire, so that I could wear a new pair of socks every day. http://t.co/3P6Gkh0n #
February 5, 2012
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 29, 2012
- what's better than an all-electric car rental? the free 10-pair of athletic socks found inside http://t.co/gmV3XLMn #
- you know you're running real late for work when you get in the car and "talk of the nation" is on the radio. #
- i totally just maybe'd that outlook meeting request. does it get more passive-aggressive than that? #
- He has denied the charges, but told NBC News in an interview after he was charged: "I shouldn't have showered with those kids." lol #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 22, 2012
- generating bitcoins is the cheapest way to get heat in the winter… just sayin' #
- midnight snack in bed http://t.co/6UFEcowz #
- echoes of a ticking clock give me comfort when i am tucked away and ready for sleep. i can think of no better sound to help me fall asleep #
- damn you alcohol! why do you have to be loaded in both calories AND carbs??!? what is a bro supposed to do #
- at the auto body shop. they asked me what happened to my car. i said "I" happened to it. #
- i blow-dried my hair. and I LIKED it. that guilty feel. #
- drink green tea every day. become invincible. #
- "But we did just have lunch last week, so I feel like we've spent enough social time for the foreseeable… ever." – Ron Swanson #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 15, 2012
- "dear steven hawking, can you send me the equations for time travel?" http://t.co/PXepdcJm #
- mt. gox bitcoin booth at CES. what a wonderful surprise! http://t.co/VLuo1JBz #
- remember this girl? YouTube sensation. Karmin. you see the most random shit at #CES http://t.co/HZ9WQ0f7 #
- escape from LV pt. deux @ Mojave Desert http://t.co/gztPWpDN #
- mojave asian assassin @ Mojave Desert http://t.co/9XRZ9hVM #
- that feel when you've been gone for a week, your mailbox is overflowing and every single item in it is junk mail. #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 8, 2012
- currently buying loads of kodak stock #
- A58 boarding position on southwest check-in. i've never done this well. so proud. #
- put a bird on it! [inside the airport] http://t.co/RR2GdjGt #
ermo @ 5:20 am
December 25, 2011
- fairwell, dear leader, Kim Jong-Il http://t.co/e2ZU7mg2 #
- man evolved so he could continue to fight and fuck, i guess that is the takeaway http://t.co/W2pvxgMS #
- just when I thought it was safe to watch TV, I turned it on and the stupid sad dog Sarah McLachlan commercial ruined my evening #
- i don't want to set the world on fire, i just want to start a flame in your heart http://t.co/k3OY1SMK #
- that feel when night before you decided workout was getting too light, so you add extra lbs to every set, and can't pick up a pencil today. #
- caught my co-worker dancing to Waterfalls by TLC, again. http://t.co/mwO4FuVa #
- this. is. happening. http://t.co/0uVogcHg #
- go-carts followed by white elephant gift exchange. I got the best present. yuh! http://t.co/qKU799XI #
- saw a shooting star outside my place a sec ago FRIST TIME EVAR #
- oh the joy of packing your shit into a suitcase for the millionth time this year! #
- things old white couples say to each other, sitting behind you at the airport: "that's pretty dang spiffy." #
- on the airplane now 5yr old boy is chatting up a 5yr old girl in front of him macking on her he just said to her "you're sexy". classic #
ermo @ 5:20 am
December 18, 2011
- used twitwipe to delete all of my tweets. starting anew. feelsgoodman.jpg #
- love this new lil guy. what should i name him? http://t.co/Gqo6bdoH #
- beijing air quality at its worst–literally off the charts. makes me feel bad that i was breathing this in for so long http://t.co/ioKRE7G6 #
- he forgot KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, FRANCE IS BACON but a worthy list nonetheless http://t.co/WAsVsb9T #
- cats in zero-gravity. enough said. http://t.co/S9ZWkw8E #
- girls do smell nice http://t.co/66LLua1Q #
- ermo can now be mass manufactured on your computer. just download this mesh and print me on your 3D printer. http://t.co/DLyGonFe #
- a room at the Venetian in las vegas for a week. going to make a splash at #CES this should be interesting #
ermo @ 5:20 am
October 2, 2011
- likes Always Crying by Ay Fast on Ping http://t.co/PV7AVtAG #iTunes #
ermo @ 5:20 am
August 14, 2011
- started using the publish sync extension! Visit: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/aamklbolfkledofgpbdllkangemkfdnb. #
- so weird to see this on BBC news
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14438221 # - woah, anti gravity!! i wanna grab a pair of boots made out of neodymium magnets and jump down a big copper tube. who's in??
http://www... #
ermo @ 5:20 am