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- santa clara is burning down @ O'Reilly Auto Parts http://t.co/5q38QP9h #
May 13, 2012
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March 11, 2012
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March 4, 2012
- how to make cool things, step 1: get all swedish up in dere http://t.co/JZUDSg1w #
- "The secratt of them Pents is the Rivits that I put in those Pockots… My nabors are getting yealouse of these success." -jeans inventor #
- this one goes to all my haters, couldn't have done it without y'all. ermo 2k12 http://t.co/FlNjlJdJ #
ermo @ 5:20 am
February 12, 2012
- "you can reach me directly me at tater_tot_freak@hotmail.com" -liz lemon #
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February 5, 2012
- my life goal was always to become a millionaire, so that I could wear a new pair of socks every day. http://t.co/3P6Gkh0n #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 29, 2012
- what's better than an all-electric car rental? the free 10-pair of athletic socks found inside http://t.co/gmV3XLMn #
- you know you're running real late for work when you get in the car and "talk of the nation" is on the radio. #
- i totally just maybe'd that outlook meeting request. does it get more passive-aggressive than that? #
- He has denied the charges, but told NBC News in an interview after he was charged: "I shouldn't have showered with those kids." lol #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 22, 2012
- generating bitcoins is the cheapest way to get heat in the winter… just sayin' #
- midnight snack in bed http://t.co/6UFEcowz #
- echoes of a ticking clock give me comfort when i am tucked away and ready for sleep. i can think of no better sound to help me fall asleep #
- damn you alcohol! why do you have to be loaded in both calories AND carbs??!? what is a bro supposed to do #
- at the auto body shop. they asked me what happened to my car. i said "I" happened to it. #
- i blow-dried my hair. and I LIKED it. that guilty feel. #
- drink green tea every day. become invincible. #
- "But we did just have lunch last week, so I feel like we've spent enough social time for the foreseeable… ever." – Ron Swanson #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 15, 2012
- "dear steven hawking, can you send me the equations for time travel?" http://t.co/PXepdcJm #
- mt. gox bitcoin booth at CES. what a wonderful surprise! http://t.co/VLuo1JBz #
- remember this girl? YouTube sensation. Karmin. you see the most random shit at #CES http://t.co/HZ9WQ0f7 #
- escape from LV pt. deux @ Mojave Desert http://t.co/gztPWpDN #
- mojave asian assassin @ Mojave Desert http://t.co/9XRZ9hVM #
- that feel when you've been gone for a week, your mailbox is overflowing and every single item in it is junk mail. #
ermo @ 5:20 am
January 8, 2012
- currently buying loads of kodak stock #
- A58 boarding position on southwest check-in. i've never done this well. so proud. #
- put a bird on it! [inside the airport] http://t.co/RR2GdjGt #
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